The monster truck hunt

Once upon a time my mousy friend was driving in his monster truck. And its name was . . . El Toro Loco!!!!
And his mom and dad was driving in Grave Digger!!!! And his pet dog named Med and Med's one was called, Mad Trax Tank. It had red pokies on it! They were driving in the jungle. And they heard a Chh,trr chh.
They saw two gleaming eyes out poking out of a bush nearby. My mousey frined just turned off the rode and knocked the bush into pieces. My mousy friend saw a little eye poking out of the bush next to it. There was a big tree nearby. He said YES, let me knock that one over! He broke it and made it go snap and it fell on the creature. He heard a ReeeeaWWWW! He just only saw a little waggy tail poking out of the tree, saying "SSSSSSS". Out poked a head! And said, "BLAH!"
And my mousy friend in his monster truck, he ponked right into the creature and ponked. My mousy friend drewv off in his monster truck. Soon he was lost from his mom and dad. But the only thing he had was his little doggy friend driving beside him. Suddenly heard a RRRAWWRGGRRR. Something was stomping through the bushes. Then he heard a RROOOOORW!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he turned around and raced around through the opening roads. The dog was still driving beside him. And then the noise got louder!
And they heard a RRRRRRRRROOOOWWWAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he just raced through the opening roads breaking through ponds, breaking through trees and bushes, and everything!
Busting through the forest he went! Then the noise got even louder!
They heard a RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then he dashed as fast as he could go! And then the noise came even louder!
RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He dashed through the forest as fast as monster trucks could go! He saw a big jump ahead of him. he just blasted into the air!!! And knocked down a tree! And he went smash right on his monster truck tires! They still didn't even pop!
He was going very fast, his engine was rumbling, his wheels were spinning. And then he heard a RRRRRRRRWOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He dashed through the jungle! He wasn't worrying about getting eaten. He just knew that he could find his way out of the jungle. He saw his dog sniffing. He said what's going on my pal? The doggy just kept on sniffing. My mousy friend said, "Oh, are you looking for your bone?"
The only thing the dog did was bark, and put his head up and down.  My mousy friend threw a bone out his window. The dog buried it and went on in his little monster tank. And my mousy friend didn't know what was going on. Because he didn't eat it. So my mousy friend just threw 200 bags full of bones in his monster tank.  And then he heard a rrrraaaaawr . . .
The dog turned around and went towards the noise. My mousy friend turned around and went to.
It got louder, and then lower. When they went closer and closer, it went lower and lower. They didn't know what was going on. Then they heard a little, Meeeoooww. My mousy friend got out of his truck and picked the animal up. It was a cat. A nice little cat. His dog wouldn't chase him because he was a good golden retriever. The only thing the dog liked to do with the cat is play. They had fun together and became best friends. They drewv through the jungle with the cat. And then they heard another rruufff. It was a little doggy. My mousy friend named him, Fruff. He danced through the forest with his music in the monster truck.
The dog and the cat liked the music. They danced and played in the back.
There was tons of yarn back there for the kitty cat to play with. And buckets full of fish!
And the doggy ate good bones and he got a ball and a bone to play with.
And while they were having fun, it was time to go to bed. So they got out of their monster trucks and the dog got out of the tank. The cat and the dog got out of the back of the truck. They all set up their tents and slept.
While they were sleeping, they went out and ate. They got back into their monster trucks and the dog jumped into the tank and closed the lid and drewv out into the forest (because they got out of the jungle).
And my mousy friend went on happily and got a little hamburger and a burrito and some chips. The chips were for the dogs and the cat. The hamburger and the burrito were for my mousy friend. And the dog got some lettuce. And they all ate in their cars. They had a fun time together. The cat was one years-old, the dog was two years old, the big golden retriever was seven years old. And they had a fun fun time together.
They were having fun in their own little cars. They drewv home and found their mom and dad asleep in their bed. They got ready for bed and they went to sleep.
The end.
(This story was told the morning after Nathan's first Monster Jam experience)