Sunday, September 28, 2014

Mousy camp out revisited...caleb style

Once upon a time my mousy friend was going camping. Then he packed up and drove away, then set up his camp. Then he saw a bush shaking like wind. Then he saw a little tail poke out. Then it was a mouse family. And then he saw a bush moving again then it was another mouse family. Then he heard a pwpwpwpwpww, and it was a T-rex!!!!
Then he saw another Pwpwpwpwpwww, and it was a daddy T-rex and a mommy t-rex. Then he was stuck with trouble. But not the mouse was, but the dinosaurs were stuck wth trouble because the poilce were going to get them.
Then he saw a big bat poke out of the bush. Then it was a gruffalo!! Then he screamed. Like this loud: "IT'S A GRUFFALO AND TWO MOMMY T-REX AND TWO DADDY T-REX'S"

The End

Bilbo, spiders, and Smaug's cave of traps!

One time, Bilbo and Gandalf were going through Smaug's cave. And then there's a little opening with little fire coming out. And it was Smaug's part of the cave. And then they went in. It was hot! The gold was hot. They didn't even have shoes on. And then Smaug woke up and saw Bilbo! Bilbo looked back and then he saw Smaug. Smaug kicked gold at him.

Caleb: If he kicked gold at him, then he almost caught it.

And then he blew fire on the gold on the left side of him. And then they ran out of the opening. And then they kept on going on. On the way they saw two little trees that were fallen together and then they saw sparkling webs. Then they tiptoed towards the sparkling webs. Then they saw two gleaming eyes in each web. And then they tiptoed up a tree into the biggest web and then the eyes crawled forward and Bilbo was scared. And then he saw little tiptoeing spider legs. Anmd then he scfreamed: "It's a spider. The biggest spider in the world!!"
He ran and jumped down from the web. And in a flash there was a lightning flash of Gandalfs staff! All the spiders got scared away! And then hundreds of dwarves got rid of some. And then they still wandered through the cave. The cave was humungous. They thought the cave would go on forever. And then they saw a little light coming out of two little holes. And then Bilbo climbed through the left one. It was much too dark. Then he tried the other one. It was too light. And then there was a hole and he climbed through it. It was just right. So, Bilbo climbed deeper and deeper down under the ground then he fell right into two little holes and he landed into the right one. Then he held onto a branch and then he got his shovel and he dug. He dug and dug until he banged into something. Then he dug up. And then he pushed himself up and saw himself in a trap. It was Smaugs only way to keep people in the cave. Bilbo got his sword and cut a hole in it. And then he walked out of the Bilbo-sized hole.

Then, he went to the other siede of the cage, then he kept on going. he was tired until he saw little stairs that went up and up and up. And up and up and up and up and up and up! And then he reached the top of the cave. Then he saw a stair that went down down down down down down down down. Bilbo was so tired. He went the other way. And then he bumped into somethinhg. It was a little door. Then he opened the door. Then he heard somethings singing. The song went like this.
Hi ho hio hi ho hi ho hi ho and off to work we go.

And he went in.

He saw people digging for treasure. He thought he would want to dig for treasure. And then he dug and dug and dug and dug and dug. Until he found something. He brought it up. it was a t-rex bone. Then he got stuck in it. And then he ran. And the mouth was chomping and the tail was wagging. And the chompers were still chomping. And it scared all the dwarves away. And there all scattering all over there place and all over the cave. And they stopped. The dwarves absolutely stopped. At a little opening. And the opening was just a little door. They went through it. They were wondering what went into. one thought "did it go into a cave?" And another one thought to himself, "Did it lead to a trap?" Then another one thought, "Did it go to the end of the cave?"
They did not know. So they went.
Then it went underwater. And then they heard something singing. The song sounded like a mermaid. And then they went and kept on going until they found a little tunnel that led somewhere.  And it led to the end of the cave. Bilbo went all the way back through the cave. and then, there were traps everywhere. There was a big trap blocking the opening of the cave. And then he saw an open window at the top of the stairs. He climbed through it. He looked down the other side and then he jumped down and went home and told his mom about the big adventure he was in.  The mom was so scared. She ran all over the house.
The end.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Wild mousy friend adventure

Once upon a time my mouse friend went camping and he drewv his car and packed up and then he drove away. And at the campout he stopped the car and set up his tent. And then he saw a bush moving. And then he saw two white and black eyes. and then he saw a little bit of a white mask. and the rest of it was black. then he saw a wagging tail at the other side of the bush. And then he saw a black and white foot step out of the bush. And it was a skunk family!!! And a snake came and then a jaguar. And you know who else came? A big alligator lizard! And then their were ten grubs coming!! And then he saw another bush moving. Anmd then he saw two gleaming eyes and two big antlers as long as a bus! And he said, "what are those antlers from?"
And then he looked in the bush and then he just saw two shaking feet. And then he saw a humungus back! And then it was a gruffalo! Then he saw another bush moving. It was shaking like wind. And then he saw two mouths poking out of it. And it was two big bad wolves!! And he was stuck with trouble
Then he got his sword and chopped the snakes head off. And then he chopped up the grubs. And then he got a machine and put it in both of the big bad wolves mouths, and it took all their huffing and puffing away! And then they fell back in the bush.
And then he got his sling shot and ten rocks and then he put one in his sling shot and spinned it around and then he let go and then it hit the gruffalo in the nose. And then he got another rock and swung it around and around and then he let go of it and hit the gruffalo's teeth and knocked ten of them off. And then he heard the earth shaking and he heard a pwwwwpwppshsssshh! It was a T-rex!!!!!
And then it squashed his tent. And then he stepped his car. Then he drove away as fast as he can. Then he telled the police then he drove away. Then he saw the T-rex. Then it knocked off the top of his car!

--Caleb interjects "Now he has a convertible."

And then he saw him again. And then the T-rex knocked off the side of his car! And then he knocked off the back, the front and then the other side! And then he knocked off the rest and then he walked away. My mouse friend was running after him. And then the T-rex knocked over the freeway and then the cars drove off the road and bonked into the fence. And then My mouse friend told the ambulance and the firefighters to come and catch it. And then my mouse friend was working with it. That means "working with it" means trying to deal about it. Then he got his sling shot again and put a rock in it and let go. The boulder hit the dinosaur on his nose. And then he fell on the police car and knocked off the sirens. And then electricity was going in the air and then he knocked on the fire truck and the ambulance and knocked off those sirens too! And the electricity was coming out of those ones too. And then there was a flash flood and everyone in the whole world had to get up on the freeway so they would be safe. And when the flash flood passed. they went back to their houses and then their houses were gone!

They had to chase after the flash flood! Then they landed in the flash flood. And they grabbed all the pieces of thier house. And then they had to get a semi truck to get the pieces and carry it in the back all around the city and tell the workers to build their house back up. They had a big job that day. They couldn't build all the peoples houses the way they were already. And then my mouse friend got up from his nap. He was napping in the car. And then he drove back where his campout was. And then it looked different there. Because there were no trees. Then their was something strange. When he was fighting those animals the trees were there and now there's no trees. I wonder what happened to them? And then he saw a hill tumbling down and he drove away.

Caleb interjection: "Do you know what it sounded like bwwbwgbw (rumbling sound)

And he wasn't paying attention to the road. And then he took a wrong turn! Then he was going through the landslide and then he saw the rocks tumbling and said, "what's happening to these little rocks!" And then bushes started tumbling down. And then he drove home.

The end.
-Nathan

Battle with the monster

Once upon a time, my mousy friend went on a camping trip. And he saw a big big big big monster. And he went back home and telled his dad to fight it so his dad got his baseball bat and he showed him where he is. the bear is. And it fought it off. Then he went back home and at lunch and went bed. and woke up and went outside by himself and got his sling shot and he got one hundred rocks. Then he went back home and camped in his backyard then he went back home and ate lunch and took a nap. Then he hugged his dad. then he falled asleep. The end.