Sunday, February 22, 2015
The funniest day of all
Once upon a time, Bilbo Baggins had the dwarves divided. They wanted so much food it overflowed his house and busted out the door. And everything came flying out! And filled his whole front yard and his whole house with food! Beef cakes salad pies everywhere! Gandalf came over and started squishing the food and then there were food pictures all over his garden. He said what are all these pictures in my gard3en? Is this all my imagination or what is it!?
He saw Gandalf straight behind him looking down he was so afraid he ran right out of his garden. And Gandalf said well now I can get in the house. And he got in and food started busting out! And it made Gandalf fly right out in front of the door and he said, What is going on dwarf?
and it made his coat fly and his made his hat fly off aont the chimeney. And then they were cooking some hot dogs and smoke came out the chimney and started boiling his hat and then when he got there yesterday moring he saw a burned up hat in the fire place.
He said, What is that my hat?
And the Dwarves were stuck in the chimeny. They were trying to get up to get the hat. And then they got unstuck and when they climbed up they looked down and fell right into the roof. And then fell right into the floor in the house. and they smelled the food. And then they accidently ate a bee in a honey jar. A glass honey jar with two bees in it. He said he coughed for two hours and then in the top of his head were angry. They were making it all flop around (his head). And then he couldn't think. And his eyes were going around and around and around and it almost sounded like they had swirlies on them.
And then he said what are those little bumps in my head. Did I get an ouhy? And then when the sun went down, it was dark out and the dwarf was afraid of the dark. He said, I'm scared!!!!!!!!!"
And his eyes got huge! And his mouth opened wide!
The Dwarf ran outside and he thought he was going into the house and then he scattered out! And then he saw Smaug walking on the street. I'm scarred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then Smaug blew fire. Gandalf busted out the door! And when he was defeated there was just a dwarf with a white blanket on his head with black eyes and he said It's a ghost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He scattered back into the house and was fast asleep. He dreamed about dragons and ghosts and going on adventures.
The end.
*(a story told after Daddy read the first half of the first chapter of the Hobbit to Nathan.)_
He saw Gandalf straight behind him looking down he was so afraid he ran right out of his garden. And Gandalf said well now I can get in the house. And he got in and food started busting out! And it made Gandalf fly right out in front of the door and he said, What is going on dwarf?
and it made his coat fly and his made his hat fly off aont the chimeney. And then they were cooking some hot dogs and smoke came out the chimney and started boiling his hat and then when he got there yesterday moring he saw a burned up hat in the fire place.
He said, What is that my hat?
And the Dwarves were stuck in the chimeny. They were trying to get up to get the hat. And then they got unstuck and when they climbed up they looked down and fell right into the roof. And then fell right into the floor in the house. and they smelled the food. And then they accidently ate a bee in a honey jar. A glass honey jar with two bees in it. He said he coughed for two hours and then in the top of his head were angry. They were making it all flop around (his head). And then he couldn't think. And his eyes were going around and around and around and it almost sounded like they had swirlies on them.
And then he said what are those little bumps in my head. Did I get an ouhy? And then when the sun went down, it was dark out and the dwarf was afraid of the dark. He said, I'm scared!!!!!!!!!"
And his eyes got huge! And his mouth opened wide!
The Dwarf ran outside and he thought he was going into the house and then he scattered out! And then he saw Smaug walking on the street. I'm scarred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then Smaug blew fire. Gandalf busted out the door! And when he was defeated there was just a dwarf with a white blanket on his head with black eyes and he said It's a ghost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He scattered back into the house and was fast asleep. He dreamed about dragons and ghosts and going on adventures.
The end.
*(a story told after Daddy read the first half of the first chapter of the Hobbit to Nathan.)_
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Nathan's Best Story
Once upon a time, my mousy friend was driving through the forest. He was riding in a monster truck. It's name was, MAX-D. And their mom and dad were in a Ninja Turtle Monster Truck. And they were driving in the woods. They turned their monster truck into a submarine and dived into a big big lake. They swam in the lake. And in the lake they saw a little little hump in the water that was purple. And then they saw a little little squiggly squaggly lines that had suctions on them. And then there was another one of the same thing. And they saw a lump. It was green. Sloppy green. And light green. And then they saw squiggaly Squaggaly lines again. With suctions on them. It was two sea monsters!!!
And when they passed them they saw kind of like an oval with a fin and a tale wagging side to side. And then he saw eyes and a pokey looking nose. It was an army of sharks!!!
They splashed out of the pool and turned back into a monster truck!
They drove off into the forest. And then they got in to the United States of America. They heard trumpets. They saw an American flag waving. It was an army of soldiers. (They are good soldiers). And then they rode off. Then they drove over the foothills and down into a deep deep deep valley. It was wonderful. And then he went over the mountains. And then down down down into the desert. He rode with dust coming behind.
My mousy friend and his mom and dad turned their monster trucks into a race car! And they can do tricks. They saw the edge of a desert mountain and then they got so much speed and their engine had so much of a rumble they drove right high up on the edge of a desert mountain. And then when they came to their workshops they showed their friend from in the past. Someone drew them a newspaper. It was drawn in 2011. The picture was about my mousy friends and mom's and dad's big big big crash.
Their whole car was crashed. And then that was the end.
And when they passed them they saw kind of like an oval with a fin and a tale wagging side to side. And then he saw eyes and a pokey looking nose. It was an army of sharks!!!
They splashed out of the pool and turned back into a monster truck!
They drove off into the forest. And then they got in to the United States of America. They heard trumpets. They saw an American flag waving. It was an army of soldiers. (They are good soldiers). And then they rode off. Then they drove over the foothills and down into a deep deep deep valley. It was wonderful. And then he went over the mountains. And then down down down into the desert. He rode with dust coming behind.
My mousy friend and his mom and dad turned their monster trucks into a race car! And they can do tricks. They saw the edge of a desert mountain and then they got so much speed and their engine had so much of a rumble they drove right high up on the edge of a desert mountain. And then when they came to their workshops they showed their friend from in the past. Someone drew them a newspaper. It was drawn in 2011. The picture was about my mousy friends and mom's and dad's big big big crash.
Their whole car was crashed. And then that was the end.
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