The adventure with the ice men

Once upon a time I was fishing out in the ocean with dad, then the waves grew high and we were on a big pirate ship. And the waves grew higher and higher. And then everything froze into ice and me and dad were surprised. And then there was a big crack in the ice and then the pieces of ice cracked loose from the other pieces surrounding it. There was a big head sticking out. Arms started to come out and started to push the creature out of the water. Then there's a straight line of cracked ice again. Up raised a sharp icicle-like back. Some more ice broke. Then its neck started to come up. Me and dad's ship was starting to freeze. The ice rose up the edges and then started to get into the insides of the ship and then it started to freeze all around us. There was just a little circle where no ice had gotten to yet.

Then we climbed carefully up the frozen rope into the lookout. Then we grabbed a loose piece of rope and we swung down up where the steering wheel is. Then we climbed down the ladder and since below us was frozen we would slip if we stepped down, so we held onto the edge of the ladder and then Daddy and I jumped off the ladder.

Then me and Daddy grabbed onto the door handle and then we pushed and then opened the door to the cabin. We swung into the cabin. We boiled some water, poured it in pots. Then we put the pots onn the stove. Then we put them in front of the door so the ice could not freeze the door or would not get through the bottom crack of the door.

Then we put our ice skates on. We used a hammer and swung it and made a big hole in the ship. We climbed through it and then out onto the ice. At first I slipped a couple times because I did not know how to ice skate. And once I was taught how, we skated across the ice.

Then there was a big bump. and that bump was caused by how the ice froze up onto the land. Then we came to be in the arctic.

Then the ice monster finally broke out and busted out of the ice. It started to run and Daddy and I took off our skates because it was just snow and not ice. And then we started to run. And we ran for quite a while. We found a huge ice castle. It was pure see-through ice. Then we ran into the big castle and it was so long and big you could not see the end of it. And then we just ran and ran. Then the ice became too slippery. We put back on our ice skates and skated. Then we started to skate with our eyes closed and then we crashed into a wall. A big archway tumbled down. Behind it was lots and lots of guards. They were like gigantic ice monsters.

They made a pathway. There's a big ice chair with the biggest ice dragon I've ever seen. We were so scared we tried running upstairs. And then I  got out my ice drill and started to drill into the walls of the castle. It took me one hour to drill out a big piece of ice. There was only a thin strip of ice holding the big ginormous chunk of ice. And then I cut that and there was a sound, and it sounded like Shrrrrringgg. And then down went the chunk!

All the ice monsters started to run and then the ice cube crashed onto the ground. Only ten ice monsters got crushed, and it made a big hole in the floor. We saw a big gigantic sword sling right through the ice. It was very very sharp!

The sword moved a little, and then it got slung out. There was a big cwwwwuuuu cwwwwuuu on the icy floor.

We heard a HUUURAAH! Then the ice dragon said, "Crush!"

Then all the ice monsters blasted through the big chunk of ice. They took out crossbows and then Daddy and I remembered how we swung down from the lookout of the pirate ship onto the part where the steering wheel is. And then we cracked some ice tile. Picked up a chunk. Then threw it into the air, and once it hit the ceiling icicles started to come down everywhere, and the points of the icicles froze into the floor so we didn't have to jump. Daddy and I put our sharp claw-gloves on and then started to climb very fast.

And then the ice dragon's servants came climbing up after us still holding their crossbows! Then we started to leap from icicle to icicle. Then they started to shoot their crossbows at us. And we swung from icicle to icicle. And since we were swinging, the got all dizzy from trying to track us. And then they started to fall!

A couple broke because they had a hard landing, and turned into shiverings of ice on the floor. And then we heard a crrssssh!

And then, very very far away, we looked in our binoculars and we saw at the front entrance that big ice monster who broke out of the ice and froze our pirate ship had come back.

Then I remembered something we'd done a long long time ago. I took out a very old trumpet, and then blew it. And then there's a big noise. It sounded like screeches, and a whole group of eagles that had really big wings and where white and beautiful and each one had a jewel on their forehead that was made out of ice. And then they came. I jumped onto them. And then I suddenly remembered them. And Daddy jumped onto another one. Then we told them to fly very fast out of the ice kingdom.

We said, "See ya later, ice-agators!"

Then they flew us home.

The end.

The Adventure with the Balrog!

Once upon a time, Caleb was going on a hike with Daddy and Nathan and we all had our spears. Then we heard a big Bwwww. Bwwww. And then it was a Balrog! And then we through spears right into his body but he was still alive and then he roared and then he got more fire and more fire on him. And then we through more swords and spears right into him but he was still alive. And then we threw more spears and more swords, and then he just fell down. And then mommy came and then she cheered because we defeated the king of all bad guys!

And then we all had a big party. The end.