Saturday, December 12, 2015

The Star Wars Battle

The Death Star was coming to the planet Naboo. B-wings and X-wings were getting ready to attack. They set off. From Keaneous the Millennium Falcon set off.
BZZZZZ the Death Star shot its laser beam.
BOOM BOOM! Some ships blew up. But BANG BANG! the X-wings, the B-wings and the Millennium Falcon shot their guns at the Death Star. From Corumba came a MC80 Star Crusier, The Death Star sucked up the MC80 Star Cruiser. 402 people came out of the MC80 Star Cruiser. They shot their guns. 300 storm troopers died. The ship driver set off through the Death Star. They went up an elevator in the Death Star. They went into the control room of the Death Star. A hundred drivers of the Death Star died. They set off through the hallway, they shot open the trash can doorway. Storm troopers shot their way through the wall. 80 of them died. Then the MC80 Star Cruiser drivers jumped in the trash compactor. They heard a EEEEERNT! One of the MC80 Star Cruiser drivers said, "I have a bad feeling about this." SPLASH.
A hammerhead monster head poked out of the sludge. One of the MC80 Star Cruiser drivers got grabbed. The other drivers were slushing around in the sludge. They wondered where he went. They heard a RRRAAANT. RRRAAAANT. The MC80 drivers found the other MC80 driver. They said, "What happened?"
The Driver said, "I don't know," while he was coughing out the sludge.They got out of the trash compactor. They went back through the hallway, through the Death Star. There was a group of storm troopers, there was a 60 storm troopers.
One of the pilots said, "Let me shoot you down!" He came running back saying, "AAAHHHH!"
BEW-BEW
The storm troopers were shooting at him.
50 of the storm troopers died. The pilots got away with the MC80 Star Cruiser. With one laser shot from the MC80 Star Cruiser the Death Star was gone!
The Executor and a couple of Star Destroyers came together in a group. Together they shot all the guns they had. FEWF.
No ships blew up. The Star Destroyer and the Executor were blown up. Then a quadrillion tie fighters showed up. The tie fighters shot their guns. 80 thousand tie fighters blew up, but 10 B-wings and X-wings blew up. The Millennium Falcon and the MC80 Star Cruiser got away.
The end.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Nathan's List to build in big

1) 30 battle droids
2) 7 x-wings
3) 10 of the AAT's
4) The Millennium Falcon
5) Control Ship
6) Star Destroyer
7) Starship

Andrew and the Monster

Andrew was in the lonely mountains talking to the monster. And the monster tried to eat Andrew. But Andrew had a pickax and she got the gorak with her pickax because she hit the monster with her pickax. And everybody cheered for her because she was the savior because she killed Sauron.
And they threw trick or treats at her and every treat they had in the world and they gave her presents and a wonderful Christmas tree. The end

Thursday, July 16, 2015

The Cave Creep

Once upon a time, Nathan and Daddy were creeping along in a dark cave. We heard a sound. It was a  voice talking. The voice said, "Gleepy-gleepy-gleepy" And then we heard a creeesh! (Crashing sound)

And then we saw some  shiny sharp teeth. It was a T-Rex! And then the voice said, "Gleepy-gleepy" And then right after he said that, the T-Rex fell back. The noise had helped Nathan and Daddy to defeat the T-Rex.

And then we snuck more into the cave. And heard some very creepy noises. One noise sounded like this: sneaky sneaky. And another one said, Hawwwooo-ah, Hawwwooo-ah, And we heard another very creepy sound, Coowah, Coowah.

And then we ran out of the cave. But right when we almost got out of the cave a big rock rolled in front. We ran back into the cave. I took out my sword. And I held a torch. And ran through the cave. Daddy and Nathan went up some stairs in the cave. We went up so high it took more than a year to get to the top. And when we got to the very top, we were in outer space!! And there's a hole in the very top, with a rocket in the hole. We jumped in the hole and blasted off in the rocket ship. We flew to Mars and we landed in a cold place. My lego thing that was big was called The Rules of the Commands. We hoped in and went into the place where you turn to ice.

Me and Daddy was one of the hot guys that drove The Rules of the Commands.

We heard the biggest crash of all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then we ran and shot my tiger things guns. Then a T-Rex stomped and I hit the T-Rex in the face.

Mars exploded!!!!

My tiger thing and Dad hopped into the tiger thing and blasted off!!!


Thursday, May 7, 2015

Shirt Chase

So once upon a time my mousy friend's dad was going on a hike in the mountains with his mommy and daddy *(that was his Grammy and Grandpa). His pet cat went with him. And he saw a shirt dancing around with just one leg. Then my mousy friend's dad heard a, ROooooor. Then he saw a tail peek out of a mountain, but it was my mousy friend in his bear costume. Then, his dad said, "ah, its a monster, Run!" Then he just saw my mousy friend in the costume, Then he said, "Oh, I didn't know it was you."
Then he did the silly dance. Then he heard a, Rooooar, again. Then his mousy friend took off his costume and showed him how the Roaaaring thing worked. And that was just a roaaring on that little like button. Then he heard a bouncy ball bonking on his head. Then it was one of his friend robot's bonking the ball on his head. Then his friend said, "sorry."
Then he heard a Poooh poooqh. it was a bear! Then the robot said, I know what to do." He had a slicey sword. And he was a policeman robot. And he lost his gun so he had that sword. Then the robot had little cuts on his forehead from his fights. Then it was dark out. And he saw some eyes, but it was still the bear. The bear roared and scared the robot. And the robot fell. And he got broken. His batteries were dead. Then he was like this (Caleb shows walking robot slowing down and makes clicking sounds) Then he just moved along and runned away.
The end.

The helicopter chase

Once upon a time, my mousy friend went to the junkyard. And while the monster trucks were playing a bad helicopter swooped down and grabbed one of his favorite monster trucks. Then my mousy friend got an idea. He said, "Let's use a jet!"
So they went to the airport and then got in one of the fastest biggest jets and fire shot out the back. Well his plan didn't work!! The helicopter shot a gun him! And it broke the jet. And then they went falling to the ground. Luckily no one was hurt!
My mousy friend and his dad landed on a big big big mountain on a path. And they saw the jet fall and crash into a big tree. They were happy that they didn't stay in the jet when it got broken. And then they went hiking on the trail. It let from the foothills to the mountains to the desert. And then he was walking in the desert. He saw a big uh-oh. There was a part called, Scorpion Sting! The scorpion sat on the side of the path. And their stingers went over their heads, onto the path. Well they stung in a pattern.
(Do you know what the pattern was like?)
Sting-sting-stop. Sting-sting-stop.
And when they went through that. There was another oh-oh!
Explosion rock canyon! The rocks exploded in a pattern too!
They went:
Explode explode explode explode explode. And they never stopped exploding! So my mousy friend had another very big problem. He said "Let's use the Toon Plane" (that's like on Mickey Mouse)
And they flew over the explosions. While they were going through, their started to happen a problem. The rocks started to fly higher. So they had to fly faster. And soon, at the end of explosion rock canyo0n--then their was another big big big uh-oh!
It was called sting bug spray!! Where the sting bug's spray the path with stinky spray! And some of the spray was poison.
So they didn't know what to do with that. My mousy friend thought for a minute. Then he said "yay! Let's go around them." And then suddenly they saw the helicopter with his favorite monster truck. The helicopter dropped a big crate of water. Then they said, "What are we going to do! What are we going to do?!"
Well they ran around in circles. They said, "I know, lets just explode it!"
Then he said, "no no, I don't think that would work. We will get splatted wet!"
And my mousy friend ran right through the water and said, "That was fun!"
And then my mousey friends dad ran through it and it knocked off his glasses!
He said now I need to go back in the water, but his sunglasses were gone. They were on the monster truck's windshield. My mousy friend said, "That looks crazy."
And then my mousy friend said, "the only thing we have to do to get that monster truck back to the junkyard is to just fly up there in a jet."
And my mousy friend's dad said, "Remember! We already did that. And it didn't work out."
My mousy said, "Oh, Yea."
And then they thought for like an hour. And then, (do you know what they said?)
"Let's bring our pet cat and helicopters don't like cats!"
So the cat growled at the helicopter. The helicopter dropped the monster truck onto a big trampoline they had and then the only thing they have to do is drive that monster truck back to the monster truck show, and get on going!
So they went through the spray, and they closed their windows, but then the monster truck got stinky!
And then they went through explosion rock canyon and then cut the scorpions tails off! And then they got back to the monster truck show and they had so much fun.
The end!

Sunday, February 22, 2015

The long long story, but it isn't very long. the end

Once upon a time, the end.

The funniest day of all

Once upon a time, Bilbo Baggins had the dwarves divided. They wanted so much food it overflowed his house and busted out the door. And everything came flying out! And filled his whole front yard and his whole house with food! Beef cakes salad pies everywhere! Gandalf came over and started squishing the food and then there were food pictures all over his garden. He said what are all these pictures in my gard3en? Is this all my imagination or what is it!?
He saw Gandalf straight behind him looking down he was so afraid he ran right out of his garden. And Gandalf said well now I can get in the house. And he got in and food started busting out! And it made Gandalf fly right out in front of the door and he said, What is going on dwarf?
and it made his coat fly and his made his hat fly off aont the chimeney. And then they were cooking some hot dogs and smoke came out the chimney and started boiling his hat and then when he got there yesterday moring he saw a burned up hat in the fire place.
He said, What is that my hat?
And the Dwarves were stuck in the chimeny. They were trying to get up to get the hat. And then they got unstuck and when they climbed up they looked down and fell right into the roof. And then fell right into the floor in the house. and they smelled the food. And then they accidently ate a bee in a honey jar. A glass honey jar with two bees in it. He said he coughed for two hours and then in the top of his head were angry. They were making it all flop around (his head). And then he couldn't think. And his eyes were going around and around and around and it almost sounded like they had swirlies on them.
And then he said what are those little bumps in my head. Did I get an ouhy? And then when the sun went down, it was dark out and the dwarf was afraid of the dark. He said, I'm scared!!!!!!!!!"
And his eyes got huge! And his mouth opened wide!
The Dwarf ran outside and he thought he was going into the house and then he scattered out! And then he saw Smaug walking on the street. I'm scarred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then Smaug blew fire. Gandalf busted out the door! And when he was defeated there was just a dwarf with a white blanket on his head with black eyes and he said It's a ghost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He scattered back into the house and was fast asleep. He dreamed about dragons and ghosts and going on adventures.
The end.
*(a story told after Daddy read the first half of the first chapter of the Hobbit to Nathan.)_

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Nathan's Best Story

Once upon a time, my mousy friend was driving through the forest. He was riding in a monster truck. It's name was, MAX-D. And their mom and dad were in a Ninja Turtle Monster Truck. And they were driving in the woods. They turned their monster truck into a submarine and dived into a big big lake. They swam in the lake. And in the lake they saw a little little hump in the water that was purple. And then they saw a little little squiggly squaggly lines that had suctions on them. And then there was another one of the same thing. And they saw a lump. It was green. Sloppy green. And light green. And then they saw squiggaly Squaggaly lines again. With suctions on them. It was two sea monsters!!!
And when they passed them they saw kind of like an oval with a fin and a tale wagging side to side. And then he saw eyes and a pokey looking nose. It was an army of sharks!!!
They splashed out of the pool and turned back into a monster truck!
They drove off into the forest. And then they got in to the United States of America. They heard trumpets. They saw an American flag waving. It was an army of soldiers. (They are good soldiers). And then they rode off. Then they drove over the foothills and down into a deep deep deep valley. It was wonderful. And then he went over the mountains. And then down down down into the desert. He rode with dust coming behind.
My mousy friend and his mom and dad turned their monster trucks into a race car! And they can do tricks. They saw the edge of a desert mountain and then they got so much speed and their engine had so much of a rumble they drove right high up on the edge of a desert mountain. And then when they came to their workshops they showed their friend from in the past. Someone drew them a newspaper. It was drawn in 2011. The picture was about my mousy friends and mom's and dad's big big big crash.
Their whole car was crashed. And then that was the end.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

The monster truck hunt

Once upon a time my mousy friend was driving in his monster truck. And its name was . . . El Toro Loco!!!!
And his mom and dad was driving in Grave Digger!!!! And his pet dog named Med and Med's one was called, Mad Trax Tank. It had red pokies on it! They were driving in the jungle. And they heard a Chh,trr chh.
They saw two gleaming eyes out poking out of a bush nearby. My mousey frined just turned off the rode and knocked the bush into pieces. My mousy friend saw a little eye poking out of the bush next to it. There was a big tree nearby. He said YES, let me knock that one over! He broke it and made it go snap and it fell on the creature. He heard a ReeeeaWWWW! He just only saw a little waggy tail poking out of the tree, saying "SSSSSSS". Out poked a head! And said, "BLAH!"
And my mousy friend in his monster truck, he ponked right into the creature and ponked. My mousy friend drewv off in his monster truck. Soon he was lost from his mom and dad. But the only thing he had was his little doggy friend driving beside him. Suddenly heard a RRRAWWRGGRRR. Something was stomping through the bushes. Then he heard a RROOOOORW!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he turned around and raced around through the opening roads. The dog was still driving beside him. And then the noise got louder!
And they heard a RRRRRRRRROOOOWWWAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he just raced through the opening roads breaking through ponds, breaking through trees and bushes, and everything!
Busting through the forest he went! Then the noise got even louder!
They heard a RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then he dashed as fast as he could go! And then the noise came even louder!
RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He dashed through the forest as fast as monster trucks could go! He saw a big jump ahead of him. he just blasted into the air!!! And knocked down a tree! And he went smash right on his monster truck tires! They still didn't even pop!
He was going very fast, his engine was rumbling, his wheels were spinning. And then he heard a RRRRRRRRWOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He dashed through the jungle! He wasn't worrying about getting eaten. He just knew that he could find his way out of the jungle. He saw his dog sniffing. He said what's going on my pal? The doggy just kept on sniffing. My mousy friend said, "Oh, are you looking for your bone?"
The only thing the dog did was bark, and put his head up and down.  My mousy friend threw a bone out his window. The dog buried it and went on in his little monster tank. And my mousy friend didn't know what was going on. Because he didn't eat it. So my mousy friend just threw 200 bags full of bones in his monster tank.  And then he heard a rrrraaaaawr . . .
The dog turned around and went towards the noise. My mousy friend turned around and went to.
It got louder, and then lower. When they went closer and closer, it went lower and lower. They didn't know what was going on. Then they heard a little, Meeeoooww. My mousy friend got out of his truck and picked the animal up. It was a cat. A nice little cat. His dog wouldn't chase him because he was a good golden retriever. The only thing the dog liked to do with the cat is play. They had fun together and became best friends. They drewv through the jungle with the cat. And then they heard another rruufff. It was a little doggy. My mousy friend named him, Fruff. He danced through the forest with his music in the monster truck.
The dog and the cat liked the music. They danced and played in the back.
There was tons of yarn back there for the kitty cat to play with. And buckets full of fish!
And the doggy ate good bones and he got a ball and a bone to play with.
And while they were having fun, it was time to go to bed. So they got out of their monster trucks and the dog got out of the tank. The cat and the dog got out of the back of the truck. They all set up their tents and slept.
While they were sleeping, they went out and ate. They got back into their monster trucks and the dog jumped into the tank and closed the lid and drewv out into the forest (because they got out of the jungle).
And my mousy friend went on happily and got a little hamburger and a burrito and some chips. The chips were for the dogs and the cat. The hamburger and the burrito were for my mousy friend. And the dog got some lettuce. And they all ate in their cars. They had a fun time together. The cat was one years-old, the dog was two years old, the big golden retriever was seven years old. And they had a fun fun time together.
They were having fun in their own little cars. They drewv home and found their mom and dad asleep in their bed. They got ready for bed and they went to sleep.
The end.
(This story was told the morning after Nathan's first Monster Jam experience)

My mousy friends hunt for T-rex's Wrotten by Caleb

Once upon a time my mousy friend was driving in his car and he found a campout spot. Then he drewv there. Then they got out of the car. When they were just about to set up their tent, they heard a RAAAARRRW!
It was a T-REX! Then they rushed back home and telled the ambulance then they went their and cut the dinosaur into pieces.
Then they heard another RAAARRRG! Then it was another big whole family of T-rex's. Then the police drove back there and cut all of their legs off and all of their teeth off!
Then they heard a little RAAAn-Raaaan! Then it was a little baby tiger and it was nice. And his mom and dad were aeten up. Then my mousy friend went to it. Picked it up. And put it in a cage so it won't run out. And then they drove back home.
The end.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The hunt T-rex story

Once upon a time my mousy friend and Bilbo were hunting and hiking for grizzly bears. (My mousy friend is close by us because he lives where the grizzly bears are) And he saw a big head poke out of the bush. Then it was a alligator-t-rex!
Then he went RAAAAWR! (lip smacking noises)
Then he stomped out and yelled "I want to eat you up!"
Then he shouted, "I WANT TO EAT YOU UP!"
Then he roared a very loud roar "RAAAAAAARWR" at Bilbo and my mousy friend.
Then he stomped through the bush and backed up and said, "I'm going to eat you whole!"
Then he fell down on a rock and he hurt hiself.

The end.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

My mousy friends hunt for the tiger with my mousy friends mom and dad

So once upon a time my mousy friend was hunting for tigers. Roaaaaar!! Then he heard a vroom vroom, vroom Vroom.. Vroom, vroom. Then it was his mom and dad riding in a racecar and he said come on. And he said I haven't hiked.
Then his mom and dad said we'll come here another day.
Then they woke up and then at the front window they saw a face! And it was a T-REX! Then there was a T-rex. Then they heard a rawwrr-raawr. Then they saw a big tiger face. Then he went in the front window, cracked their house, went inside and gobbled them all up. Just two. The mom and dad were gobbled up. But my little mousy friend shot the tiger.
He jumped in his mouth, then jumped out of his mouth with his mom and dad.
The end!