Bilbo, black riders, and Smaug writes a poem

My mousy friend was driving in his big jeep with tires that were nine feet tall. And he road into the jungle. and he put lights on the front on the hood on both sides and on the back and on the top. My mousy friend was driving along in the dark and you know what was walking on the side of his car? A big bear! Stomping! They turned on all the switches and the bear was down at the bottom of a waterfall and we were up at the top. The grizzly bear tried and tried to get up the waterfall and he fell down right into a river at the bottom of the waterfall. He was in the waterfall with water pouring on him. And an alligator and a piranha ate his tail! Do you know what he said?
"Rarq!"
And he got out of the waterfall soaking wet. And before the moon rose a hunter was hunting with his dog. The dog and the hunter saw the bear. They shot the bear's back. The bear said "Rearq!" He got up and kicked the hunter right into an aligators mouth. And Bilbo came. It sounded like horses were coming. Do you know what they sounded like. (clicking sounds)
And do you know what it was?
A black rider!!!
There were ten gallons of them coming!
Bilbo hid in a nearby cave. Bilbo was pretty frightened because he heard a Rrrrroeeeer. Smaug was getting ready to blow fire and blast open his cave. And right before he could say a word. The black rider clopped on the top of Smaug's cave. Smaug got so upset! He blew fire out of his cave. Bilbo and all the other hobbits did not move. They heard a sticking sound. Do you know what it sounded like?
Tttt. Ttt. Ttt. And do you know what the creature was saying? Gollum. Gollum. It was Gollum!!! The black rider and Gollum heard him straight away! They crept into a hole in the side of Smaug's cave. The black rider went in the cave. He saw the hobbits crawling across a hole. All of the black riders tried to fit all of their heads in the hole. Their heads got stuck! They pulled and pulled and pulled! Then their heads came off of their necks. They tried to fit all their legs and their legs came off of their torso. The hobbits found a treasure chest. They opened the treasure chest and found jewels and special crystal rocks. Smaug heard about this. And he wrote down a poem. Do you know what it said?
If anybody comes in my cave.
They will be tossed into prison!
And whoever takes my jewels
Will get their head sliced off!
And whoever tries to shoot a bow and arrow at me,
They will be thrown into the crocodile swamp.
Whoever tries to get into my treasure part of his cave.
They will get fed to the birds.

The end

Blue's Clues

So once upon a time we were camping and my mousy friend was moving in the bushes and we were scared so we ran away. But I tell you stop it, its just my mousy friend and then daddy and Nathan ran back. And he was out with me. And we heard a wwhu wwhu. and it was a black beaaaaaar!!!  Ahhhhh!

And we heard a shurm shurm aaaac. And we saw a big two snow man. And one had a trumpet nose and he played his carrot trumpet nose. And there was a big snow monster and he was rigfht on the snow monsters foot! And he screamed loud and the snow monster looked down and him and the snow monster  ate  the nice snowman! Then we made a new one and he was not there because someone fought him and broke him and he fell into a deep castle behind and in front of him was some stairs and he broke.

The end!

Popping through space

We were checking out this triangle pyrimid. We all touched the side of the pyramid. We popped into outter space. And on the planet there was a little creature, and it was a chipmunk. He was pointing with his finger out long and jumping up and down. And then there was a beautiful city on a planet and snowy trees. But one tree was just starting to tumble down. And it was a beaver. The beaver said, "What are you guys doing on this little planet?" We said, "We are just exploring it out." And right when we touched the side of their beautiful castle, we popped into something else! We popped into the jungle. But we needed to look out for black bears and Sheer-Khan. And then we heard a little singing. And did you know how it went?

"You need the Bear necessities, mother natures recipes...do uyou know the bears recipies of life!"

We were listening to Baloo. And then we saw a black panther named Bagheera. And we saw the wolves. And then we touched a palm tree, we went back home!

The End.

Byeeee!

Sad Caleb Gets No Pie

Once upon a time we went to a party and we got some apple pie and Caleb didn't get no pie! Then I was sad.
The end.

The Dwarves vs. Smaug

Once upon a time the dwarves were digging and one time at 8'oclock they found something. And the dwarf who was digging the big hole he jumped into the deep hole and it kept on going on until he caught a branch. And then he swung across the trees into a cave. And it was Smaug's cave. He was worried that Smaug might see him. So he ran as fast as he could past Smaug's part of the cave. And Smaug heard his running. And then he woke up. The dwarve was still running and then he jumped into a little hole.  And Smaug tried to get in the little hole but his head got stuck in the hole! And He tried to get his head out. And the dwarves were still digging, until they bumped into something. They got caught in it. And Smaug was still stuck in the hole. And they were caught in a t-rex skeleton. All the bones were already put together. Smaug was so scared he pulled his head out of the opening. And it broke his two long horns off! And he went a different way and the dwarves went in another hole and Smaug's back got stuck in that hole too! And they were stuck in a triceratops skeleton. And then Smaug, he was so scared, he pulled his back out and it broke his pokies on his back! And then they jumped into another hole until they got caught in a long-neck skeleton. And Smaug's tail got stuck in it. It broke his arrow at the back of his tail!
And then they jumped into another hole. Smaug was drinking some water. And then he saw them in the opening. He tried and tried and tried to blow fire but he couldn't! And then the dwarves got dressed up in ghost costumes and Smaug was so scared he ran out of his cave!
And the dwarves kept on going on until they found Smaug fast asleep. And they found his treasure part of his cave. And they all got buckets and teapots and Indian drums! And old teepee's. And they put all the gold in them. And then they gave all the treasure back to the people. But Smaug was so mad he blew fire on all the peoples houses.
The end.

This is the story about the wild dog.

One day we were looking at Christmas lights. We came around the corner onto our street and we saw a dog sitting by a house. We walked along our street until we got to the spot where the dog was. The dog just came across the street growling and barking and running. And then I ran into the house and I ran behind mommy's bed and stayed there with the door closed.
The end.

Smaug Meets Gandalfs Staff

Once upon a time, my mousey friend went hunting with Gandalf and Bilbo and his dad and his mom. Then he saw Smaug the dragon and Gandalf put his staff on Smaug the dragon. The end