Destined to meet the abominable snow man

Once upon a time we were camping and saw a snow monster and went "HEEEEEELP!" Then we called the police helicopter and he ate the policeman. Then we broke it. Then it the abominiable snow man was in it. Then we screamed! Then the police helicopter dropped him on a rock and he walked away into an ice cave with his friend snow monster and then they all slept.

Then we heard a psst psst. It was Gollum! Then he went "Golum Golum." Then we went back in our home and showed mommy the snow monster and she hid under her bed. And the ice monster. And then all of us hid under our bed. Mommy took Isaiah and daddy and Nathan and Caleb under the bed. And daddy and mushi hide under the bed.

Then we heard a pooowwsht and the abominable snow man stepped on us! Then we bleeded. Then we went to the doctor then our head came off. then we were dead. And then we heard a boomb bermbt! Then the abominable snow man was in the doctor place! Then he took all the appointments.

The end.