Sunday, February 22, 2015
The funniest day of all
Once upon a time, Bilbo Baggins had the dwarves divided. They wanted so much food it overflowed his house and busted out the door. And everything came flying out! And filled his whole front yard and his whole house with food! Beef cakes salad pies everywhere! Gandalf came over and started squishing the food and then there were food pictures all over his garden. He said what are all these pictures in my gard3en? Is this all my imagination or what is it!?
He saw Gandalf straight behind him looking down he was so afraid he ran right out of his garden. And Gandalf said well now I can get in the house. And he got in and food started busting out! And it made Gandalf fly right out in front of the door and he said, What is going on dwarf?
and it made his coat fly and his made his hat fly off aont the chimeney. And then they were cooking some hot dogs and smoke came out the chimney and started boiling his hat and then when he got there yesterday moring he saw a burned up hat in the fire place.
He said, What is that my hat?
And the Dwarves were stuck in the chimeny. They were trying to get up to get the hat. And then they got unstuck and when they climbed up they looked down and fell right into the roof. And then fell right into the floor in the house. and they smelled the food. And then they accidently ate a bee in a honey jar. A glass honey jar with two bees in it. He said he coughed for two hours and then in the top of his head were angry. They were making it all flop around (his head). And then he couldn't think. And his eyes were going around and around and around and it almost sounded like they had swirlies on them.
And then he said what are those little bumps in my head. Did I get an ouhy? And then when the sun went down, it was dark out and the dwarf was afraid of the dark. He said, I'm scared!!!!!!!!!"
And his eyes got huge! And his mouth opened wide!
The Dwarf ran outside and he thought he was going into the house and then he scattered out! And then he saw Smaug walking on the street. I'm scarred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then Smaug blew fire. Gandalf busted out the door! And when he was defeated there was just a dwarf with a white blanket on his head with black eyes and he said It's a ghost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He scattered back into the house and was fast asleep. He dreamed about dragons and ghosts and going on adventures.
The end.
*(a story told after Daddy read the first half of the first chapter of the Hobbit to Nathan.)_
He saw Gandalf straight behind him looking down he was so afraid he ran right out of his garden. And Gandalf said well now I can get in the house. And he got in and food started busting out! And it made Gandalf fly right out in front of the door and he said, What is going on dwarf?
and it made his coat fly and his made his hat fly off aont the chimeney. And then they were cooking some hot dogs and smoke came out the chimney and started boiling his hat and then when he got there yesterday moring he saw a burned up hat in the fire place.
He said, What is that my hat?
And the Dwarves were stuck in the chimeny. They were trying to get up to get the hat. And then they got unstuck and when they climbed up they looked down and fell right into the roof. And then fell right into the floor in the house. and they smelled the food. And then they accidently ate a bee in a honey jar. A glass honey jar with two bees in it. He said he coughed for two hours and then in the top of his head were angry. They were making it all flop around (his head). And then he couldn't think. And his eyes were going around and around and around and it almost sounded like they had swirlies on them.
And then he said what are those little bumps in my head. Did I get an ouhy? And then when the sun went down, it was dark out and the dwarf was afraid of the dark. He said, I'm scared!!!!!!!!!"
And his eyes got huge! And his mouth opened wide!
The Dwarf ran outside and he thought he was going into the house and then he scattered out! And then he saw Smaug walking on the street. I'm scarred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then Smaug blew fire. Gandalf busted out the door! And when he was defeated there was just a dwarf with a white blanket on his head with black eyes and he said It's a ghost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He scattered back into the house and was fast asleep. He dreamed about dragons and ghosts and going on adventures.
The end.
*(a story told after Daddy read the first half of the first chapter of the Hobbit to Nathan.)_
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Nathan's Best Story
Once upon a time, my mousy friend was driving through the forest. He was riding in a monster truck. It's name was, MAX-D. And their mom and dad were in a Ninja Turtle Monster Truck. And they were driving in the woods. They turned their monster truck into a submarine and dived into a big big lake. They swam in the lake. And in the lake they saw a little little hump in the water that was purple. And then they saw a little little squiggly squaggly lines that had suctions on them. And then there was another one of the same thing. And they saw a lump. It was green. Sloppy green. And light green. And then they saw squiggaly Squaggaly lines again. With suctions on them. It was two sea monsters!!!
And when they passed them they saw kind of like an oval with a fin and a tale wagging side to side. And then he saw eyes and a pokey looking nose. It was an army of sharks!!!
They splashed out of the pool and turned back into a monster truck!
They drove off into the forest. And then they got in to the United States of America. They heard trumpets. They saw an American flag waving. It was an army of soldiers. (They are good soldiers). And then they rode off. Then they drove over the foothills and down into a deep deep deep valley. It was wonderful. And then he went over the mountains. And then down down down into the desert. He rode with dust coming behind.
My mousy friend and his mom and dad turned their monster trucks into a race car! And they can do tricks. They saw the edge of a desert mountain and then they got so much speed and their engine had so much of a rumble they drove right high up on the edge of a desert mountain. And then when they came to their workshops they showed their friend from in the past. Someone drew them a newspaper. It was drawn in 2011. The picture was about my mousy friends and mom's and dad's big big big crash.
Their whole car was crashed. And then that was the end.
And when they passed them they saw kind of like an oval with a fin and a tale wagging side to side. And then he saw eyes and a pokey looking nose. It was an army of sharks!!!
They splashed out of the pool and turned back into a monster truck!
They drove off into the forest. And then they got in to the United States of America. They heard trumpets. They saw an American flag waving. It was an army of soldiers. (They are good soldiers). And then they rode off. Then they drove over the foothills and down into a deep deep deep valley. It was wonderful. And then he went over the mountains. And then down down down into the desert. He rode with dust coming behind.
My mousy friend and his mom and dad turned their monster trucks into a race car! And they can do tricks. They saw the edge of a desert mountain and then they got so much speed and their engine had so much of a rumble they drove right high up on the edge of a desert mountain. And then when they came to their workshops they showed their friend from in the past. Someone drew them a newspaper. It was drawn in 2011. The picture was about my mousy friends and mom's and dad's big big big crash.
Their whole car was crashed. And then that was the end.
Sunday, January 25, 2015
The monster truck hunt
Once upon a time my mousy friend was driving in his monster truck. And its name was . . . El Toro Loco!!!!
And his mom and dad was driving in Grave Digger!!!! And his pet dog named Med and Med's one was called, Mad Trax Tank. It had red pokies on it! They were driving in the jungle. And they heard a Chh,trr chh.
They saw two gleaming eyes out poking out of a bush nearby. My mousey frined just turned off the rode and knocked the bush into pieces. My mousy friend saw a little eye poking out of the bush next to it. There was a big tree nearby. He said YES, let me knock that one over! He broke it and made it go snap and it fell on the creature. He heard a ReeeeaWWWW! He just only saw a little waggy tail poking out of the tree, saying "SSSSSSS". Out poked a head! And said, "BLAH!"
And my mousy friend in his monster truck, he ponked right into the creature and ponked. My mousy friend drewv off in his monster truck. Soon he was lost from his mom and dad. But the only thing he had was his little doggy friend driving beside him. Suddenly heard a RRRAWWRGGRRR. Something was stomping through the bushes. Then he heard a RROOOOORW!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he turned around and raced around through the opening roads. The dog was still driving beside him. And then the noise got louder!
And they heard a RRRRRRRRROOOOWWWAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he just raced through the opening roads breaking through ponds, breaking through trees and bushes, and everything!
Busting through the forest he went! Then the noise got even louder!
They heard a RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then he dashed as fast as he could go! And then the noise came even louder!
RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He dashed through the forest as fast as monster trucks could go! He saw a big jump ahead of him. he just blasted into the air!!! And knocked down a tree! And he went smash right on his monster truck tires! They still didn't even pop!
He was going very fast, his engine was rumbling, his wheels were spinning. And then he heard a RRRRRRRRWOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He dashed through the jungle! He wasn't worrying about getting eaten. He just knew that he could find his way out of the jungle. He saw his dog sniffing. He said what's going on my pal? The doggy just kept on sniffing. My mousy friend said, "Oh, are you looking for your bone?"
The only thing the dog did was bark, and put his head up and down. My mousy friend threw a bone out his window. The dog buried it and went on in his little monster tank. And my mousy friend didn't know what was going on. Because he didn't eat it. So my mousy friend just threw 200 bags full of bones in his monster tank. And then he heard a rrrraaaaawr . . .
The dog turned around and went towards the noise. My mousy friend turned around and went to.
It got louder, and then lower. When they went closer and closer, it went lower and lower. They didn't know what was going on. Then they heard a little, Meeeoooww. My mousy friend got out of his truck and picked the animal up. It was a cat. A nice little cat. His dog wouldn't chase him because he was a good golden retriever. The only thing the dog liked to do with the cat is play. They had fun together and became best friends. They drewv through the jungle with the cat. And then they heard another rruufff. It was a little doggy. My mousy friend named him, Fruff. He danced through the forest with his music in the monster truck.
The dog and the cat liked the music. They danced and played in the back.
There was tons of yarn back there for the kitty cat to play with. And buckets full of fish!
And the doggy ate good bones and he got a ball and a bone to play with.
And while they were having fun, it was time to go to bed. So they got out of their monster trucks and the dog got out of the tank. The cat and the dog got out of the back of the truck. They all set up their tents and slept.
While they were sleeping, they went out and ate. They got back into their monster trucks and the dog jumped into the tank and closed the lid and drewv out into the forest (because they got out of the jungle).
And my mousy friend went on happily and got a little hamburger and a burrito and some chips. The chips were for the dogs and the cat. The hamburger and the burrito were for my mousy friend. And the dog got some lettuce. And they all ate in their cars. They had a fun time together. The cat was one years-old, the dog was two years old, the big golden retriever was seven years old. And they had a fun fun time together.
They were having fun in their own little cars. They drewv home and found their mom and dad asleep in their bed. They got ready for bed and they went to sleep.
The end.
(This story was told the morning after Nathan's first Monster Jam experience)
And his mom and dad was driving in Grave Digger!!!! And his pet dog named Med and Med's one was called, Mad Trax Tank. It had red pokies on it! They were driving in the jungle. And they heard a Chh,trr chh.
They saw two gleaming eyes out poking out of a bush nearby. My mousey frined just turned off the rode and knocked the bush into pieces. My mousy friend saw a little eye poking out of the bush next to it. There was a big tree nearby. He said YES, let me knock that one over! He broke it and made it go snap and it fell on the creature. He heard a ReeeeaWWWW! He just only saw a little waggy tail poking out of the tree, saying "SSSSSSS". Out poked a head! And said, "BLAH!"
And my mousy friend in his monster truck, he ponked right into the creature and ponked. My mousy friend drewv off in his monster truck. Soon he was lost from his mom and dad. But the only thing he had was his little doggy friend driving beside him. Suddenly heard a RRRAWWRGGRRR. Something was stomping through the bushes. Then he heard a RROOOOORW!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he turned around and raced around through the opening roads. The dog was still driving beside him. And then the noise got louder!
And they heard a RRRRRRRRROOOOWWWAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he just raced through the opening roads breaking through ponds, breaking through trees and bushes, and everything!
Busting through the forest he went! Then the noise got even louder!
They heard a RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then he dashed as fast as he could go! And then the noise came even louder!
RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He dashed through the forest as fast as monster trucks could go! He saw a big jump ahead of him. he just blasted into the air!!! And knocked down a tree! And he went smash right on his monster truck tires! They still didn't even pop!
He was going very fast, his engine was rumbling, his wheels were spinning. And then he heard a RRRRRRRRWOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He dashed through the jungle! He wasn't worrying about getting eaten. He just knew that he could find his way out of the jungle. He saw his dog sniffing. He said what's going on my pal? The doggy just kept on sniffing. My mousy friend said, "Oh, are you looking for your bone?"
The only thing the dog did was bark, and put his head up and down. My mousy friend threw a bone out his window. The dog buried it and went on in his little monster tank. And my mousy friend didn't know what was going on. Because he didn't eat it. So my mousy friend just threw 200 bags full of bones in his monster tank. And then he heard a rrrraaaaawr . . .
The dog turned around and went towards the noise. My mousy friend turned around and went to.
It got louder, and then lower. When they went closer and closer, it went lower and lower. They didn't know what was going on. Then they heard a little, Meeeoooww. My mousy friend got out of his truck and picked the animal up. It was a cat. A nice little cat. His dog wouldn't chase him because he was a good golden retriever. The only thing the dog liked to do with the cat is play. They had fun together and became best friends. They drewv through the jungle with the cat. And then they heard another rruufff. It was a little doggy. My mousy friend named him, Fruff. He danced through the forest with his music in the monster truck.
The dog and the cat liked the music. They danced and played in the back.
There was tons of yarn back there for the kitty cat to play with. And buckets full of fish!
And the doggy ate good bones and he got a ball and a bone to play with.
And while they were having fun, it was time to go to bed. So they got out of their monster trucks and the dog got out of the tank. The cat and the dog got out of the back of the truck. They all set up their tents and slept.
While they were sleeping, they went out and ate. They got back into their monster trucks and the dog jumped into the tank and closed the lid and drewv out into the forest (because they got out of the jungle).
And my mousy friend went on happily and got a little hamburger and a burrito and some chips. The chips were for the dogs and the cat. The hamburger and the burrito were for my mousy friend. And the dog got some lettuce. And they all ate in their cars. They had a fun time together. The cat was one years-old, the dog was two years old, the big golden retriever was seven years old. And they had a fun fun time together.
They were having fun in their own little cars. They drewv home and found their mom and dad asleep in their bed. They got ready for bed and they went to sleep.
The end.
(This story was told the morning after Nathan's first Monster Jam experience)
My mousy friends hunt for T-rex's Wrotten by Caleb
Once upon a time my mousy friend was driving in his car and he found a campout spot. Then he drewv there. Then they got out of the car. When they were just about to set up their tent, they heard a RAAAARRRW!
It was a T-REX! Then they rushed back home and telled the ambulance then they went their and cut the dinosaur into pieces.
Then they heard another RAAARRRG! Then it was another big whole family of T-rex's. Then the police drove back there and cut all of their legs off and all of their teeth off!
Then they heard a little RAAAn-Raaaan! Then it was a little baby tiger and it was nice. And his mom and dad were aeten up. Then my mousy friend went to it. Picked it up. And put it in a cage so it won't run out. And then they drove back home.
The end.
It was a T-REX! Then they rushed back home and telled the ambulance then they went their and cut the dinosaur into pieces.
Then they heard another RAAARRRG! Then it was another big whole family of T-rex's. Then the police drove back there and cut all of their legs off and all of their teeth off!
Then they heard a little RAAAn-Raaaan! Then it was a little baby tiger and it was nice. And his mom and dad were aeten up. Then my mousy friend went to it. Picked it up. And put it in a cage so it won't run out. And then they drove back home.
The end.
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
The hunt T-rex story
Once upon a time my mousy friend and Bilbo were hunting and hiking for grizzly bears. (My mousy friend is close by us because he lives where the grizzly bears are) And he saw a big head poke out of the bush. Then it was a alligator-t-rex!
Then he went RAAAAWR! (lip smacking noises)
Then he stomped out and yelled "I want to eat you up!"
Then he shouted, "I WANT TO EAT YOU UP!"
Then he roared a very loud roar "RAAAAAAARWR" at Bilbo and my mousy friend.
Then he stomped through the bush and backed up and said, "I'm going to eat you whole!"
Then he fell down on a rock and he hurt hiself.
The end.
Then he went RAAAAWR! (lip smacking noises)
Then he stomped out and yelled "I want to eat you up!"
Then he shouted, "I WANT TO EAT YOU UP!"
Then he roared a very loud roar "RAAAAAAARWR" at Bilbo and my mousy friend.
Then he stomped through the bush and backed up and said, "I'm going to eat you whole!"
Then he fell down on a rock and he hurt hiself.
The end.
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
My mousy friends hunt for the tiger with my mousy friends mom and dad
So once upon a time my mousy friend was hunting for tigers. Roaaaaar!! Then he heard a vroom vroom, vroom Vroom.. Vroom, vroom. Then it was his mom and dad riding in a racecar and he said come on. And he said I haven't hiked.
Then his mom and dad said we'll come here another day.
Then they woke up and then at the front window they saw a face! And it was a T-REX! Then there was a T-rex. Then they heard a rawwrr-raawr. Then they saw a big tiger face. Then he went in the front window, cracked their house, went inside and gobbled them all up. Just two. The mom and dad were gobbled up. But my little mousy friend shot the tiger.
He jumped in his mouth, then jumped out of his mouth with his mom and dad.
The end!
Then his mom and dad said we'll come here another day.
Then they woke up and then at the front window they saw a face! And it was a T-REX! Then there was a T-rex. Then they heard a rawwrr-raawr. Then they saw a big tiger face. Then he went in the front window, cracked their house, went inside and gobbled them all up. Just two. The mom and dad were gobbled up. But my little mousy friend shot the tiger.
He jumped in his mouth, then jumped out of his mouth with his mom and dad.
The end!
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